Delores the Deer

Delores is a single mom who works two jobs….and tends to be the neighborhood mom that also keeps a mess of her brother Greg in line. She can fix your sink but also make the best spaghetti….seriously, her sauce is out of this world and she won’t tell me the secret!

Delores is kind of a private deer that is always willing to quietly help without a fuss. She’s pretty much a Libertarian and wants the human government of the DNR to leave her, her fawns, and her woods ALONE! She gets really grumpy at governments of alllll kinds, but when it comes down to it….she respects democracy and wants to make sure it exists in the human world.

But after that, leave her alone! See that NO SOLICITING sign outside her thicket? Get the memo?