Greg the Deer

Oh Gregory. Greg is a young buck and the younger brother of Delores. He looks majestic….but honestly, he’s a a giant goober and dingus. We love him, though.

Greg says “he doesn’t do politics.” I mean….most wild animals in Wisconsin don’t concern themselves with the matters of humans, but he lives in a pretty informed woodland neighborhood. I keep telling him, if he doesn’t do politics, politics are gonna do him! The DNR here in Wisconsin makes a lot of rules about woodland creatures here in the state, including deer…where hunting is a part of the human Wisconsinites’ heritage.

He’s pretty good buddies with our friend Pat the possum….who doesn’t think voting matters (UGH) but it does matter! Politics are everywhere and they matter a lot! My friends and I are workin’ hard everyday to teach him and other animals like Pat about Democracy and why all this DOES matter! Hopefully he and Pat understand soon!